it’s day two of my senior year of college and I’m already avoiding my readings for class by scrolling on tumblr…in my own apartment after I’ve returned business phone calls and sent emails… yay semi-adulthood.
You can get pictures of Fall Out Boy together like this and they look a pretty average height
And then you can get pictures of 5 seconds of summer together like this and they look a pretty average height too
But then you get a picture like this
And I don’t even know how to process anymore
OMG THIS SCREWED ME OVER WHAT
This literally mindfucks me every time
Father Dave Pivonka, T.O.R. (via askthecatholic)
This is me, Eliza Thornberry, part of your average family. I’ve got a dad, a mom, and a sister. There is Donnie - we found him. And Darwin, he found us. Oh yeah, about our house - it moves, because we travel all over the world. You see, my dad hosts this nature show, and my mom shoots it. Okay, so we’re not that average. And between you and me, something amazing happened… and now I can talk to animals. It’s really cool, but totally secret. And you know what? Life’s never been the same.
When you haven’t watched this show in literally 7 years and can still read this in your head in her exact voice, and remember what parts to emphasise…
|accidentally thinks about something awkward i did three years ago|